“White House doubts need to stop all home foreclosures” reads the headline. David Axelrod spinning the story like a top explains… well, let’s just let him tell us – from Yahoo News –

A top White House adviser questioned the need Sunday for a blanket stoppage of all home foreclosures, even as pressure grows on the Obama administration to do something about mounting evidence that banks have used inaccurate documents to evict homeowners.

“It is a serious problem,” said David Axelrod, who contended that the flawed paperwork is hurting the nation’s housing market as well as lending institutions. But he added, “I’m not sure about a national moratorium because there are in fact valid foreclosures that probably should go forward” because their documents are accurate.

Axelrod said the administration is pressing lenders to accelerate their reviews of foreclosures to determine which ones have flawed documentation.

“It’s a serious problem.” he says. I get that. So, since the story broke in the middle of last week you are dismissing a moratorium based on virtually no real information? Unless you, kind reader, think a giant national crisis, has run its course and everything is out on the table in the seven days since the story broke. If you don’t, you are with me in the disbelief column. Apparently the White House can see into the future and knows that no information will come out meriting action. I don’t know whether Axelrod has the “sight.” Perhaps, the White House has the super deluxe, limited edition, one of kind, ultimate ouija board. I hear it’s got a presidential seal on it.

But don’t worry, the White House has a plan. Let me run that line past you again – Axelrod said the administration is pressing lenders to accelerate their reviews of foreclosures to determine which ones have flawed documentation That’s right. They are going to go to the guys who lied to the court system roughly one million plus times and ask them to check their numbers. The people who have profited billions of dollars by cutting out those inconvenient legal requirements are gonna’ fix everything.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. – Maybe someone should send that in to our President?

“Hey, Mr. President, a massive wrong has been done to the American people. Send out the Attorney General! Mobilize the federal government, your regulators, your advisers, every friend you can muster! Let justice fall from Heaven like rain!”

“Oh? You can’t do that, Mr. President? Wouldn’t be prudent? Might upset the financial markets? That justice thing overrated anyway? Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t understand the burdens of your office. I’m sorry to bother you. Thanks for the engraved napkin.”

Yeah, everything going just fine.

James Pilant